What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

Bible.. Hm.?

Deuteronomy 17

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

But this is not

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?